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So busy arguing

S: what's your favorite calvin and hobbes comic again?

J: time travel to avoid homework1
J: past, present, and future calvins argue about homework assignment
J: and while they're so busy arguing and avoiding
J: past, present, and future hobbes end up doing the assignment about the calvins time traveling

J: second favorite is when calvin updates his clone machine so that he has a good-calvin clone
J: and then good-calvin clone goes to school, interacts with parents, and develops a crush on susie

S: so you like alternate calvins

J: yeah
J: so cute

J: i'm trying oats overnight and rating all the flavors i'm trying

S: i have something from costco too
S: take my bag

J: you don't want it?

S: no, i don't eat it
S: too much effort lol

J: o_O
J: ok i'll take it
J: i would think your muesli is more effort

S: no, it's just pour milk

J: oats overnight is just pour milk lol
J: do you have your extra cup?

S: what extra cup?

J: oh, you didn't get a cup?
J: they call it a shaker bottle

S: no
S: see, there's an extra shake now too

J: you're ridiculous

S: muesli just goes in a bowl
S: and then i'm done

J: you sure you read the instructions?

  1. pour milk
  2. pour oats
  3. shake
  4. fridge
  5. eat in the morning

S: LOOK

  1. pour oats
  2. pour milk
  3. fridge
  4. eat next day

S: it's too much work
S: and yours has an extra step too

J: lol, alright
J: i'll take your oats

S: muesli is:

  1. pour oats
  2. pour milk
  3. eat

J: i like drinking more than eating

S: you drink your oats?

J: yes

(It turns out oats overnight is different from overnight oats and she doesn't want my oats anymore.)

S: how are the flavors so far?

J: the mixed berry one, i surprisingly gobbled up

S: GOBBLED

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